When you were little and you heard someone curse
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I always wondered why I look better in front of...
wowfunniestposts: Actually it’s because you are more used to seeing your face in the mirror (reflected). As all faces are slightly asymmetrical it looks different when you see yourself in a photo because your face is unreflected. Other people always see your face as you see it in photos, so they’re used to it looking that way. This explains why your friends think you look better in photos...
Currently stuck in a mood of grief, contentment, disappointment, confusion
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
People come and go - they’ll drift in and out of your life, almost like...– Nicholas Sparks, The Rescue (via runawaytrain) hm.
When you feel like giving up, just remember why you held on so long in the first...– (via eletheowl)
When someone doesn't reply to you but you can see...
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I think we spend too much time wondering why we’re not good enough. We waste too...– (via wordsandlyrics)
Don’t hold onto anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from...– (via eletheowl)